Ladies, this post is for you, should you choose to interact with one of the opposite sex,
Boys are stupid. Or rather, as that idiotic book said, they don’t speak our language. If we tell them it’s okay for them to do something, they look at all the angles. Do they really mean it’s okay for us to do the thing? Am I going to do the thing and be in deep shit later? So, they ask again. Same response. Some, at this point, will go off and do the thing. Depending on what kind of lady they are with, nothing will happen or maybe they’ll be in deep shit. (Don’t be that second one!)
But sometimes - sometimes you get some with morals. And they’ll think about the thing, they’ll really analyze the thing. The lady has gone on with her life, the thing not even a ping on her radar. Until suddenly, the thing rears its big ugly head and the lady is like what why is this still a problem? I thought we found a solution to this? What is going on right now? YOU WANT TO LEAVE OVER THIS?
And then the boy leaves for a bit and cools off and realizes he’s being an idiot and comes back and asks about the thing again. And the lady is like, really, we were going to get divorced over this shit I already gave you permission to do?
So ladies, remember, if you choose to interact with the opposite sex, remember they need a little reassurance sometimes. Even if you find it difficult at times* do so, because there will be times when you will need the same as well (like when you think your marriage is dissolving and you post to all of your followers on the internet).
(* By difficult, I mean not beating his head against something blunt for leaving you in angst for hours)
(Reassurance in real life is not exactly what you’re going to get from me.)
It’s not cheating if your wife told you to do it,
xoxo gossip Lucie