Ttitle Take A Breath & Listen {Consonance & Dissonance Series}
Rating NC-17
Word Count 7,358
Series Summary AU in which Blaine is four years older than Kurt and therefore they never meet at Dalton. Kurt ends up at OSU instead of in NYC, where Blaine is a grad-student-turned-professor, and also the object of Kurt’s crushing his sophomore and junior years.
Fic Summary Kurt just wants to fly through his senior year with New York on the horizon, but Blaine makes sure he does plenty of living in the present.
Notes God, I suck. Three months and a day. Thanks for everyone who’s stuck with me. Extra special thanks to Kerry, who lets me word vomit at her until something sticks and everyone who made it their mission to make sure I finish this. You know who you are. ♥
Also I’ve had a few different people ask about PDFs - I’m waiting to finish and then put everything together (and might have some lovely, lovely help already on that), for now you can download PDFs on AO3 of each individual story!
Reblogging once for when I was going to originally going to post - aka when people aren’t consumed with TV. ♥
02.13.12 ♥ 100Title What’s Up Is Down
Word Count 7,916
Rating NC-17
Warnings Teensy bit of Hummelberry (nothing graphic), bicurious!Kurt, underage drinking
Summary Kurt & Blaine have been best friends for the past two and a half years when Blaine’s 18th birthday comes around. Even though Kurt’s straight, he offers to take Blaine to Scandals for his birthday - and maybe realizes he’s not quite so straight after all (Filled for this prompt on the GKM - read the prompt if you’re not sure, it’s quite detailed and I tried to tick off all of the boxes :))
Notes What happens when you’re stuck being the designated driver for a bunch of boring dudes on a Friday night and you’ve banished yourself from Tumblr? Apparently, you troll the GKM for prompts.
So I’ve been feeling ~nostalgic for a while (no idea why *cough*), and just felt really, really compelled to write something that would have been written a year ago, before Sexy and Original Songs and The First Time - not that I don’t love our boys now, but man. Nostalgia. So, yeah, I like to think of these incarnations of K&B as extensions of these two gifs (thanks Odd and Birdie for the help there :D)


So, yeah, hope you enjoy even though I’m aware this was extremely self indulgent for me!
Preview: Blaine leans back and basks in the early September sun as he watches the Cheerios practice routine after routine. The person he’s waiting for is spectacularly late, not that he minds so much. He probably shouldn’t, but he can’t help zeroing in on Kurt as he bends and stretches and flips, all of the others surrounding him. As they break momentarily to hydrate, Kurt spots him and waves. Blaine grins and waves back, and tries not to jump when he hears a voice behind him.
“Is he your boyfriend?” a voice says, and Blaine turns to see a girl a few rows behind him on the bleachers. He doesn’t know her (freshman, probably, for her not to know Kurt), but he laughs and shakes his head at her.
“No, just a good friend. Kurt’s actually straight.” The words roll of his tongue effortlessly, the line perfected from many years of experience. He should be used to it by now - everyone always assumes he’s Kurt’s boyfriend. He wouldn’t mind so much if he hadn’t developed a crush on Kurt the moment Blaine’s family moved in down the street freshman year after the Sadie Hawkins debacle. That was over two years ago, and Blaine had settled for being Kurt’s best friend and confidant, which was better than nothing. Most days.
02.03.12 ♥ 122Ooops, I tripped and fell and plotted an extra story.

Thanks so much to the lovely ladies who rushed with me who really didn’t do anything aside from listen to me whine, but it actually helped and I plotted on the airplane Tuesday. Um. When the hell do we go on hiatus? Middle of Feb? The next story is already started and should be up before then baring any crazy health issues, and then the last story + epilogue will be done before hiatus is finished.
01.26.12Title Here’s What I’m Here For (2/3)
Word Count 4,303
Rating PG-13 (future parts will have higher ratings)
Summary Five years after graduation, Rachel and Kurt run into a billboard with Blaine’s face on it in Times Square. They sneak in to watch him rehearse (because, hey, it’s not the first time they’ve broken into Gershwin) hoping to rekindle the friendship they once had, and for Kurt, maybe a little more.
Notes Inspired by this tumblr post because Reg bribed asked me nicely. Thanks as always to suchalilyofthevalley, who helps me come up with imaginary Broadway shows to play in, and aelora, who tells me I’m not crazy, even though I probably am. This is cliche and a little bit meta, but who cares? (This is early! Whee! Part 3 will still be posted on Monday.)
Alright, alright, you twisted my arm. :D
Title Spectacles
Word Count 2,656
Rating NC-17
Series Summary AU in which Blaine is four years older than Kurt and therefore they never meet at Dalton. Kurt ends up at OSU instead of in NYC, where Blaine is a grad-student-turned-professor, and also the object of Kurt’s crushing his sophomore and junior years.
Fic Summary This is set in the C&D ‘verse, but it takes place about ten years later. Blaine tries to convince Kurt he isn’t old and his new glasses are not really something he should be worried about. Blame all of those glasses pics going around. Yeah.
Notes Thanks to everyone who’s put up with my nonsense - a proper ending and epilogue are still coming. ~Spoilers for the epilogue I guess, if you don’t want to know where the boys end up. Thanks as always to suchalilyofthevalley, who assured me I can still string words together without sounding like an idiot. Happy whatever winter holiday you celebrate, love me!! :D
Ttitle Take A Breath & Listen {Consonance & Dissonance Series}
Rating NC-17
Word Count 7,358
Series Summary AU in which Blaine is four years older than Kurt and therefore they never meet at Dalton. Kurt ends up at OSU instead of in NYC, where Blaine is a grad-student-turned-professor, and also the object of Kurt’s crushing his sophomore and junior years.
Fic Summary Kurt just wants to fly through his senior year with New York on the horizon, but Blaine makes sure he does plenty of living in the present.
Notes God, I suck. Three months and a day. Thanks for everyone who’s stuck with me. Extra special thanks to Kerry, who lets me word vomit at her until something sticks and everyone who made it their mission to make sure I finish this. You know who you are. ♥
Also I’ve had a few different people ask about PDFs - I’m waiting to finish and then put everything together (and might have some lovely, lovely help already on that), for now you can download PDFs on AO3 of each individual story!
02.12.12 ♥ 100why, no, I didn’t just go waste an hour rereading my own fic because of Duran Duran. never. (SO MUCH DURAN DURAN THOUGH SQUEEE.)
plus, there are like, more of you now too so, pimpin’ out the oldies.
02.01.12 ♥ 5Title Here’s What I’m Here For (3/3)
Word Count 3,500 / 10,941 total
Rating NC-17
Summary Five years after graduation, Rachel and Kurt run into a billboard with Blaine’s face on it in Times Square. They sneak in to watch him rehearse (because, hey, it’s not the first time they’ve broken into Gershwin) hoping to rekindle the friendship they once had, and for Kurt, maybe a little more.
Notes Inspired by this tumblr post because Reg bribed asked me nicely. Thanks as always to suchalilyofthevalley, who helps me come up with imaginary Broadway shows to play in, and aelora, who tells me I’m not crazy, even though I probably am. This is cliche and a little bit meta, but who cares?
Title Here’s What I’m Here For (1/3)
Word Count 3,153
Rating PG-13 (future parts will have higher ratings)
Summary Five years after graduation, Rachel and Kurt run into a billboard with Blaine’s face on it in Times Square. They sneak in to watch him rehearse (because, hey, it’s not the first time they’ve broken into Gershwin) hoping to rekindle the friendship they once had, and for Kurt, maybe a little more.
Notes Inspired by this tumblr post because Reg bribed asked me nicely. Thanks as always to suchalilyofthevalley, who helps me come up with imaginary Broadway shows for me to play in, and aelora, who tells me I’m not crazy, even though I probably am. This is cliche and a little bit meta, but who cares? (Part 2 will be posted on Friday and part 3 on Monday.)
uh I’ll answer tomorrow when I’m at a real computer. now I must sleep.
also I posted a snippet of the c&d epilogue at k_b for the wip post if anyone’s interested okay bye.

